Shiney Oh Shiney !

When I first saw Hazaaron Khwahishen Aisi, I did notice more than Chitragandha Singh...I did notice Shiney Ahuja. I mean, the man had everything going for him looks, talent,voice and so on and so forth... this talented actor has landed himself right in the middle of some trouble. By now its common knowledge that Mr. Shiney "Gangster" Ahuja is cooling his heels in the Arthur Road jail at Andheri for the alleged rape of his housemaid. Here's a set of one liners i came up with!

(Warning: Some of these may be what tamilians call a Mokkai .. or what people up north call a PJ.....Please refrain from four letter expletives in your comments..)

Shiney oh Shiney !

We all do have Hazaaron Khwahishein...But those dont include housemaids that land you in Andheri (literally...no more shiney.. cuz no light..no shine remember?)

Sure, it might have been consensual...but a wise man once said something about Femme Fatales.. If they'll do it with you..they'll do it TO you !

Mahesh Bhatt and Sudhir Mishra may have stumbled across a potential superstar.... but little did they know...All that 'Shine'ys is not gold !

Gangsters are cool on screen.. but off screen the long arm of the law will soon catch up with ur Sins !

Tinsel Town has its share of Playboys but looks like Shiney decided to play this one too hard too fast.. (I personally recommend Wii Sports)

The few lamhe that it lasted for may have been worth it.. but looks like there's gonna be a lot more lamhe for you in jail.. sigh... woh lamhe !

...but I mean.. give the guy a break. Look at what he's portrayed on screen... A gangster , a man with a schizophreic girlfriend , a church father who cant keep his Wiimote to himself, a man with a possessed wife, A ground engineer who's plane gets hijacked.. I mean.. come on !...keep giving him characters like this and watch him turn into Darth Vader himself !

In most rural communities when a case of sexual assault happens.. the man and the woman involved are promptly married off to each other.. Well.. if that happens to shiney and the housemaid..it'll be a case of "Rape Ne Bana Di Jodi"

Note: This author does not intend to disrespect any person(s) or organization through this post. In all fairness. the court trial will take its course and justice will be delivered.Our hearts go out to the victims of this injustice.

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