Top ten things that would sound great when apocalypse is a day away !

Here's a small mid week post to put a smile (hopefully) on ur face...

For those of you who dont know: Apocalypse means "The End of the World"

.... yes it means the end of Katherine Heigl too.. now shut up and read on.

Two things led to this post. An overdose of David Letterman and his funny top ten series every day... and a movie called "Knowing" starring Nicholas Cage..

For the record.. the movie was downright spooky...all about the end of the world.. This got me totally cranky and i was on the phone for a long time with you-know-who... getting consoled that the world would end only in a few billion years when the sun finally swells up cuz of eating too much hydrogen....

It was later, that the humor of the whole thing hit me. So here're the top ten things that would sound cool when said on the day prior to the apocalypse.

10. There was a leaked version on You Tube a few days back


9. And i thought Kolangal was going to reach 35000 episodes


8. Look ! Macy's is having an "End of the World" sale....


7. No.. I dont think Reparo works on a broken earth.


6. Crud.. all 532 friends have status updates on FaceBook that say "goodbye cruel world !"


5. Is Panda Express / Saravana Bhavan open today ?


4. Shit ! I knew sending Michael Jackson up there was a bad idea...!


3. At least we wont have to sit through Vijay's next movie....


2. USPS...How may we assist you? Yeah Hello....I'm calling from East Lansing and I need to send something by express mail.. Will it reach India by next week ?


1. So you wanna go get some dinner?.. seeing as tomorrow's the end of the world and all



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